Woot.com A.K.A. shitty FAQ and even shitter policies.

If you want to feel like your getting a deal and have someone shit in your mouth, use woot.com. They don’t give a shit as their service department takes 24 hours to answer a message.

Like, “I can’t cancel my order”. Where 18 hours later you get a response from the department of I don’t give a shit or It’s not my fucking problem, where they will tell you, “If you placed an order, you have 15 mins to cancel it with the cancel button”.

Oh… you mean that button that never appeared when tried to cancel it right after the order was placed??? Fuck you very much for all the help woot.com.

If you respond to tell them that, you get the same canned email response. Why? Well see the above about the department of I don’t give a shit and why you have someone shit in your mouth as the unspoken customer service motto must be eat shit and you like it.

So my recommendation to you, whomever you might be, spend the extra money and don’t by from woot.com. I’ve learned my mistake the hard way. Hopefully you don’t have to.

20% of the time anything that is orderted tends to have something lack-lustre about it. Example: bluetooth rechargeable speakers with at 10 hour battery life that really only lasts 3 hours. A pair of ear buds that make a crackle sound in the left ear phone after two weeks.

To woot.com credit. They have an extensive FAQ telling you exactly how they don’t give a shit. This FAQ has obviously been drastically changed since I originally started ordering from woot.com. My mistake for not reading a page of not my problem policy update before ordering.

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